Four girls in romance comics who really needed the OTK treatment:
1. Lone Star Lou -
there's really only one way to tame a girl like this, and we all know what it is! Unfortunately, no spanking for Lone Star Lou here.
2. Another Wildcat -
the title says, but still no spanking.
3. A spoiled Hollywood actress tears up the set - this is getting annoying. Isn't there one real man out there who will do what needs to be done?
4. "I Misbehaved" -
she even admits it! Spank her already, you idiots!
Then we have some missed opportunities that were largely positional rather than temperamental:
5. Feature Comics #116:
Perky journeys to a land where the queen has made all the other women ugly. Opening a beauty salon, he tricks the queen, turning her ugly as well, and when she goes searching for the now-invisible Perky, she bends over, providing him with a tempting target indeed. Unfortunately, he has no paddle handy and gives her a swift kick instead.
6. Feature Comics #55:
There was a strip called Big Top
featuring Butch the Clown. I can't tell you how many hideous M/M slapstick paddlings I found there (they're all documented in the Comics Spanking Data Base
), but just this once, we almost got to enjoy a M/F paddling! Butch, on his day off, helps a young lady search for her missing compact. After suffering various tortures, he finds out the compact was in her purse all the time. And to top it off, instead of a kiss, she offers him a pass to - the circus, of all things! That settles it - somebody needs a paddling!
I'd like to think she had to come down from that pole eventually, fanny-first, to meet Butch's paddle
7. Feature Funnies #15:
We've seen a couple of spankings in Dixie Dugan
. This time, Dixie herself touches her toes when instructed to do so by a radio program, and without bending her knees, which is very important for good paddling. Alas, no one showed up with a paddle at the critical time
8. Torchy #4:
There are few comics heroines we've wanted to see spanked more than Bill Ward's Torchy
! This episode was as close as we ever got (as far as we know), with Torchy actually positioned over the knee of a surprised taxi cab passenger. I think I'd have acted reflexively and started to spank her immediately (at least that's the excuse I'd use at my trial), but this guy does nothing!