Re: newspaper strips
Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 5:43 am
Sharing my gags up front jimc? Hmmm....I had to think long and hard on this. Hence my long delayed reply. You see the problem is a few years back another artist (who shall remain nameless) requested some of my jokes, promising to be faithful to their overall concept. So I gave him a dozen of my best, and then he turned around and tweaked the jokes in such a way that the gags were just not now awful (just not my opinion), but did it in such a way that I don't even want to think of those jokes now, try as I might. On top of which he chose that moment to abandon his popular artistic style for something more...radical. Which was also very unpopular. Harking to his fans' comments he immediatly went back to his old style. But my jokes, my concepts, it's like they'd been thrown up on. And for me, my gags/concepts/jokes are very personal for me. I don't like my "art" being mistreated so. That's why I've stuck with Karstens for so long, I can trust him to be faithful to my vision.
However I realize there's no way he can do them all. Neither of us will live that long. Time to take a chance. So here's a quick twenty for people to look over and if any aspiring artists want to try, go for it. I only ask for the following. Obviously I can only ask, I'm just hoping no one else will "throw-up" on my concepts.
1 - Stick to the gag. Please don't try to tweak it yourself. Or if you want to tweak, please ask first. I feel VERY strongly about this.
2 - ONLY happy spankings! Again, this is something I feel VERY strongly about. If you like punishment spanking, fine. But these are my jokes and I want them to fall into the Happy category. So it should always be VERY clear in some way that the girl is enjoying having her bottom warmed.
3 - I greatly prefer the woman to be nude (maybe their superheroine costumes are lying in a recognizable heap in the corner), but I'm not as hung up on this as I am in 1 & 2. At the very least please make it a bare bottom spanking.
4 - Unless otherwise stated I prefer my gags to be in the form of an OTK hand only spanking. As in 3, I'm not as hung up on this, just a preference.
Okay, enough ramblings,conditions and requests. Here be the gags. The first few are very general and can be used for any characters. The rest are situation/character specific. Not all of them are gold, in fact some of them you may not like at all, or even stink. But than, we all have different ideas of what is funny.
1 - Girl is begging for harder/more spanking.
Guy:(thought balloon) When she said liked it rough, I didn't know she liked it this rough.
2 - Girl: Yes! OW! You're even better then (some guy) or (some other guy).
Present spanker: It's all in the wrist.
3 A Super heroine or villaness with limited invulnerability and normally a tough-girl attitude getting spanked.
Girl: OW!It hurts! OW! More please!
Guy: (thought ballon) So much for her being such a hard ass.
4 - A guy is useing a fancy new paddle on a young lady. Nearby is an opened Christmas/birthday box. The tag reads "To guy From Girl." She's begging to be paddled harder.
Caption Box:The gift that keeps on giving.
5 - Dressed up as D&D characters, a girl is getting a good OTK bare-assed spanking.
Girl: Faster! OW! Please Master!
Caption Box: Mixing D&D with some B&D.
6 - Old Hercules cartoons - Helena is being spanked by Hercules, her bare ass is very red.
Caption Box: A Maschoist's maschoist.
Hercules: Ready for some Greek sex?
Helena: Yes! OW! But no ointment this time please!
7 - Plasticman is spanking his wife Roxanne. Only his hand is shaped liked a cane.
Roxanne: OW! Now please! Ow! Make it a paddle next!
8 - Batman is spanking a bare bottomed Catwoman. Or Spidey spanking Black Cat. Or somebody spanking Tigra.
Woman: I'm sorry! OW! Harder! OW! I need to be punished!
Caption Box: Taming a wildcat!
9- 2 paneler - First panel - Flintstones - Fred is is giving Wilma an OTK spanking
Wilma: Yes! OW! More please!
Caption Box: The more things change...
Second panel - Jetsons - George is giving Jane an old-fashioned OTK spanking
Jane Yes! OW! Don't ever stop!
Caption Box: The more they stay the same.
10 - Disney Pocohontas - Nakoma is being spanked by John Smith. Nearby is an impatient looking Pocohontas. Pocohontas is rubbing her clearly already spanked (and reddened) behind.
Nakoma: Please! Ow! More!
Pocohontas: I want another turn!
John Smith : (thought balloon) I'm going to have to build a woodshed!
11 - Disney's Bonkers is spanking Miranda. Bonkers has a facial expression of realizing just how exciting this is.
Mirada: Harder!OW Don't stop! OW!
Caption Box: The day Bonkers found out he was really an S&M cartoon.
12 - X-Men - Naked Jean Grey is chained to a wall, or tied over a spanking bench. There are other dungeon instruments nearby. She is being strapped/caned by Scott, and begging him to punish her harder!
Caption Box : The other Danger Room.
13 - X-Men - BoomBoom is lying over Kurt's or Scott's or Wolverine's lap and being spanked!
BoomBoom: Harder please! OW! I've been so bad!
Caption Box: Lowering the boom on BoomBoom.
14 - X-men- Naked Rogue is lying over fully costumed Qucksilver's lap and he's giving her a hard, and obviously rapid, hand spanking. Meaning no gloves.
Caption Box: Rogue is finally able to experience the joy of a bare hand on her bare bottom.
Rogue:Yes! OW! Faster! OW! That way Ah ...OW! can't absorb your powers! OW!
15 - X-Men - Rogue's bare bottom is being swatted a wooden strap or paddle.
Rogue; Harder! OW! Ah love the feel of ole' hickory!
16 - Mission Hill - Green Haired Vicki is being spanked by one of the guys.
Vicki: Ow! More! OW! Punish me more! OW! Please!
Top caption box:Vicki desperately needed her karma realigned.
Bottom Caption Box: Or so she claims.
17 - Archie comics. Betty or Veronica or both are holding their naked butts up high in the air eagerly waiting the feel of Mr.Weatherbee's strap.
Top Caption Box:The school strap has been deemed illegal for school punishment.
Girl: More please! OW! Harder!
Bottom Caption Box: Unless specifically requested for by the student.
18 - Captain Planet. Gia is being spanked by Captain Planet.
Gia: Harder! OW! Spank harder!
Caption Box: Taming Mother Nature.
19- Blondie - 2 paneler. First panel - Blondie is lying over Dagwood's as he gives her a good bare-assed OTK spanking with a big hairbrush.
Second panel - Spanking is over though Blondie is in no hurry to ger off her husband's lap. We now Fullerbrush man see standing nearby is a pleased looking Fullerbrushman (we can read it on his sample suitcase).
Blondie: We'll buy the entire set!
20 - Daredevil- Daredevil is spanking BlackWidow or Electra on the bare bottom.
Daredevil: You shouldn't have dared me!
Girl: (thought balloon) Why do you think...OW!...I did!
Well, that's it for now. Please let me know your over all thoughts, which are your favourites as well as which ones you hated. Later.
Bawdy Bard
However I realize there's no way he can do them all. Neither of us will live that long. Time to take a chance. So here's a quick twenty for people to look over and if any aspiring artists want to try, go for it. I only ask for the following. Obviously I can only ask, I'm just hoping no one else will "throw-up" on my concepts.
1 - Stick to the gag. Please don't try to tweak it yourself. Or if you want to tweak, please ask first. I feel VERY strongly about this.
2 - ONLY happy spankings! Again, this is something I feel VERY strongly about. If you like punishment spanking, fine. But these are my jokes and I want them to fall into the Happy category. So it should always be VERY clear in some way that the girl is enjoying having her bottom warmed.
3 - I greatly prefer the woman to be nude (maybe their superheroine costumes are lying in a recognizable heap in the corner), but I'm not as hung up on this as I am in 1 & 2. At the very least please make it a bare bottom spanking.
4 - Unless otherwise stated I prefer my gags to be in the form of an OTK hand only spanking. As in 3, I'm not as hung up on this, just a preference.
Okay, enough ramblings,conditions and requests. Here be the gags. The first few are very general and can be used for any characters. The rest are situation/character specific. Not all of them are gold, in fact some of them you may not like at all, or even stink. But than, we all have different ideas of what is funny.
1 - Girl is begging for harder/more spanking.
Guy:(thought balloon) When she said liked it rough, I didn't know she liked it this rough.
2 - Girl: Yes! OW! You're even better then (some guy) or (some other guy).
Present spanker: It's all in the wrist.
3 A Super heroine or villaness with limited invulnerability and normally a tough-girl attitude getting spanked.
Girl: OW!It hurts! OW! More please!
Guy: (thought ballon) So much for her being such a hard ass.
4 - A guy is useing a fancy new paddle on a young lady. Nearby is an opened Christmas/birthday box. The tag reads "To guy From Girl." She's begging to be paddled harder.
Caption Box:The gift that keeps on giving.
5 - Dressed up as D&D characters, a girl is getting a good OTK bare-assed spanking.
Girl: Faster! OW! Please Master!
Caption Box: Mixing D&D with some B&D.
6 - Old Hercules cartoons - Helena is being spanked by Hercules, her bare ass is very red.
Caption Box: A Maschoist's maschoist.
Hercules: Ready for some Greek sex?
Helena: Yes! OW! But no ointment this time please!
7 - Plasticman is spanking his wife Roxanne. Only his hand is shaped liked a cane.
Roxanne: OW! Now please! Ow! Make it a paddle next!
8 - Batman is spanking a bare bottomed Catwoman. Or Spidey spanking Black Cat. Or somebody spanking Tigra.
Woman: I'm sorry! OW! Harder! OW! I need to be punished!
Caption Box: Taming a wildcat!
9- 2 paneler - First panel - Flintstones - Fred is is giving Wilma an OTK spanking
Wilma: Yes! OW! More please!
Caption Box: The more things change...
Second panel - Jetsons - George is giving Jane an old-fashioned OTK spanking
Jane Yes! OW! Don't ever stop!
Caption Box: The more they stay the same.
10 - Disney Pocohontas - Nakoma is being spanked by John Smith. Nearby is an impatient looking Pocohontas. Pocohontas is rubbing her clearly already spanked (and reddened) behind.
Nakoma: Please! Ow! More!
Pocohontas: I want another turn!
John Smith : (thought balloon) I'm going to have to build a woodshed!
11 - Disney's Bonkers is spanking Miranda. Bonkers has a facial expression of realizing just how exciting this is.
Mirada: Harder!OW Don't stop! OW!
Caption Box: The day Bonkers found out he was really an S&M cartoon.
12 - X-Men - Naked Jean Grey is chained to a wall, or tied over a spanking bench. There are other dungeon instruments nearby. She is being strapped/caned by Scott, and begging him to punish her harder!
Caption Box : The other Danger Room.
13 - X-Men - BoomBoom is lying over Kurt's or Scott's or Wolverine's lap and being spanked!
BoomBoom: Harder please! OW! I've been so bad!
Caption Box: Lowering the boom on BoomBoom.
14 - X-men- Naked Rogue is lying over fully costumed Qucksilver's lap and he's giving her a hard, and obviously rapid, hand spanking. Meaning no gloves.
Caption Box: Rogue is finally able to experience the joy of a bare hand on her bare bottom.
Rogue:Yes! OW! Faster! OW! That way Ah ...OW! can't absorb your powers! OW!
15 - X-Men - Rogue's bare bottom is being swatted a wooden strap or paddle.
Rogue; Harder! OW! Ah love the feel of ole' hickory!
16 - Mission Hill - Green Haired Vicki is being spanked by one of the guys.
Vicki: Ow! More! OW! Punish me more! OW! Please!
Top caption box:Vicki desperately needed her karma realigned.
Bottom Caption Box: Or so she claims.
17 - Archie comics. Betty or Veronica or both are holding their naked butts up high in the air eagerly waiting the feel of Mr.Weatherbee's strap.
Top Caption Box:The school strap has been deemed illegal for school punishment.
Girl: More please! OW! Harder!
Bottom Caption Box: Unless specifically requested for by the student.
18 - Captain Planet. Gia is being spanked by Captain Planet.
Gia: Harder! OW! Spank harder!
Caption Box: Taming Mother Nature.
19- Blondie - 2 paneler. First panel - Blondie is lying over Dagwood's as he gives her a good bare-assed OTK spanking with a big hairbrush.
Second panel - Spanking is over though Blondie is in no hurry to ger off her husband's lap. We now Fullerbrush man see standing nearby is a pleased looking Fullerbrushman (we can read it on his sample suitcase).
Blondie: We'll buy the entire set!
20 - Daredevil- Daredevil is spanking BlackWidow or Electra on the bare bottom.
Daredevil: You shouldn't have dared me!
Girl: (thought balloon) Why do you think...OW!...I did!
Well, that's it for now. Please let me know your over all thoughts, which are your favourites as well as which ones you hated. Later.
Bawdy Bard