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hugob00m wrote:Hi, WillJohn.

willjohn wrote:A black box!

That's funny. (I suppose it applies more to the bleached blondes than the natural ones.)

My wife likes to collect blonde jokes to pester her sisters with. They're both natural blondes... or were, at least.

Just reminded me of a Peruvian woman I worked with who bleached her hair & wore blue contact lenses. I never saw her undressed but i knew that the drapes did not match the carpet.

I've got a story starring Elaine this week. Because there's time-traveling involved, I'll start with a short exlplanation:

For Elaine, it's thirty years later. Right after she left S.P.A.N.K. headquarters in the story about Katie and her space-suit.
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For the doorman at the club she tried to get into with Kaylyn and Delores, it's the next day.

A reprieve for the clean-up man? It looks like it... at least temporarily.

Also a reprieve for me. I don't want to draw an F/M spanking... even though that jerk deserves to be punished.

No spanking for Elaine this week, but she's about to get a real doozy!

Who will be the lucky spanker? If it was Katie (with apologies to Bertold Brecht and Kurt Weill) it would be a matter of "Oh the line forms on the right".
With Elaine the line would be shorter but interesting!

Hi, WillJohn. Thanks for your comment.

At first, I didn't get your reference to Bertolt Brecht and Kurt Weill, but they're the guys that wrote "Mac the Knife" originally known as "Die Moritat von Mackie Messer" in German. In the U.S. Bobby Darin had a hit in 1959 singing the lyrics in English. Some people complain that modern rap is too violent. Violent music is not a new thing.

But back to the topic of Elaine... I'm sure most of the men who have encountered her would gladly take their place in line for the opportunity to spank her... whether it forms on the right or the left.

Certainly. She just does not have Katie's history.