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..and there are plenty of naughty ladies in Kansas. Naughty ladies with round, firm bums.

Is Santa a dwarf or is this the leprechaun in disguise?

Hi, WillJohn. Thanks for commenting.

willjohn wrote: ↑Sun Dec 18, 2022 4:50 pm ..and there are plenty of naughty ladies in Kansas. Naughty ladies with round, firm bums.

Yes there are!

Hi, Solsunbeach. Thanks for commenting.

solsunbeach wrote: ↑Mon Dec 19, 2022 3:50 am Is Santa a dwarf or is this the leprechaun in disguise?

It depends on whether you mean a human dwarf (a person of short stature), or a mythological dwarf (as in the Seven Dwarves from the Snow White fairy tale). I drew Santa small, because he's sometimes called a "Jolly Old Elf", and because he gets into peoples' houses through their chimneys.

Another reason is the comical aspect of seeing a diminutive man spank a woman who's considerably taller than he is. There used to be a professional spanker who used the names "Dodgy Dave" and "Philip Johnson". It was hiliarious to watch him turn someone the size of Amelia Rutherford over his knee! (And, of course it's always fun to see Amelia Rutherford get turned over ANY man's knee, tall or short!)

He and Haigh, the leprechaun, aren't the same person... but maybe they're related. They sure look a lot alike!

I remember a hoary old joke..

"Why was Snow White a virgin?"
" Because all the dwarfs were fuckin' Dopey."

Hi, WillJohn.

The only dwarf joke I have is about a guy that was driving to work when someone hit hs car.

He turned to look at the other vehicle and saw that the driver had gotten out and was stomping towards him. The man, who was only 4' 9" (about a meter and a half, outside of the U.S.) bellowed, "I'm not happy!"

"Oh. Which one are you?"

Rounded off 4'9" is 145cm. 150cm is closer to 5 feet. 145cm is a common height for Vietnamese women.

I once worked with a Policeman who was less than 4 feet tall. He was also a black belt in Judo.

Thanks for this timely holiday special, B00m! I'm sure everyone else here enjoyed the three spankings this week as much as I did, and I'm sure we're all eager to follow Santa as he continues his journey across the U.S., sorting out the naughty girls from the nice ones and giving them their just desserts!

Christmas came early this year as we are treated with both Kaylyn and Delores getting their large bottoms spanked! and I love how their butt cheeks shook like a bowl full of jelly over Santa`s lap Great drawing! Merry Christmas bOOm

Hi, Web-ed. Thanks for commenting.

web-ed wrote: ↑Thu Dec 22, 2022 9:45 pm Thanks for this timely holiday special, B00m! I'm sure everyone else here enjoyed the three spankings this week as much as I did, and I'm sure we're all eager to follow Santa as he continues his journey across the U.S., sorting out the naughty girls from the nice ones and giving them their just desserts!

I'm glad you enjoyed this one. Santa's next stop will be Kansas, where three naughty girls... and one slightly kinky one wait for him.

Hi, Butch. Thanks for commenting.

butch46163@yahoo.com wrote: ↑Fri Dec 23, 2022 4:44 pm Christmas came early this year as we are treated with both Kaylyn and Delores getting their large bottoms spanked! and I love how their butt cheeks shook like a bowl full of jelly over Santa`s lap Great drawing! Merry Christmas bOOm

I'm glad you liked those naughty girls getting their Christmas spankings. And there's more!

Santa has arrived in Kansas, where Katie lives!