Wonder Woman

[JohnFeer]

What the world truly needs is for the Golden Age Wonder Woman, that haughty crusading amazon to get a thorough bare bottomed spanking from her long suffering boyfriend Major Steve Trevor. I'll be fair, Trevor should only spank her til she cries and pleads for mercy...



John Feer

[web-ed]

Agreed! There's a panel I'm going to post soon from WW's golden age days in which she actually does get spanked by a man, and it's probably the only time that happened in the strip. It's just a few paddle-swats in an awkward position. WW's attitude is "No man is going to spank me" which is interesting in several ways. The only questions is which do we want to see first: WW spanked by Trevor or paddled by the entire Justice League (or at least Batman)? Decisions, decisions ...

[John Feer]

Trevor, he has waited the longest to even up the score with the arrogant Amazon. As for Batman spanking WW, well isn't that EVERZY super heroine's secret little fantasy???

[jimc]

i always remember a story where cupid used a magic arrow to make superman and wonder woman fall in love with each other and always thought that was an intresting storyline in a spanking romance series if you will.
Jim

[Bawdy Bard]

The more forceful the personality a lady has, the more she secretly desires to be a submissive in the bedroom. At least that's what I like to think. And as superheroines go, Wonder Woman has one of the most forceful personalities I know. I actually have something planned down the road for her and her golden lasso.

[web-ed]

That is quite true, and if her submissive desires include being spanked, her need to be spanked will be correspondingly strong. This then comes into conflict with her other personality traits, leading to some unfortunate problems, but a thorough discussion will have to wait for another occasion.

I'm sure we all look forward to your (no doubt nefarious) plans for Wonder Woman - hope there's a spanking for her in there somewhere!

[Bawdy Bard]

No worries there web-ed. My discipline cartoons are 99% OTK bare-bottom spanking cartoons, as I personally find strictly bondage cartoons boring. So unless the joke absolutely requires only bondage, you can bet some willing lady's behind is getting warmed. As is Wonder Woman's in this gag. Only it'll be a while as I've got a long list of toons ahead of her not to mention the ever present problem of finances.

[jimc]

That's always great news i always look forward to some great otk time for the ladies. I do enjoy your jokes (spanking related that they are) and i think there is always a long list of spankable females just waiting for the money to come in for a commision. Although i think i have only seen wonder woman spanked by superman or other super-female types (otk that is) there was the one by the mars warrior but was not otk (pity) and i think a list of your spankables is also a great resource for us as well.
Jim

[Bawdy Bard]

Stop it! You're making me blush red almost as red as a spanked bottom. My only problem is who should be the spanker. Batman from the Justice League series or Steve Trevor from the Wonder Woman movie. What do you all think?

[jimc]

Wonder Woman Movie??? i remember several tv series (Lynda Carter/Lyle Waggonner; Cathy Lee Crosby/Bruce Boxleightner), but who is steve trevor in the movie (or who was wonder woman?)
Jim

[web-ed]

My only problem is who should be the spanker. Batman from the Justice League series or Steve Trevor from the Wonder Woman movie. What do you all think?

I'm inclined to agree with what John said earlier, which was that it should be Trevor because he's been waiting the longest for a chance to spank her. On the other hand, having Wonder Woman spanked by Batman, or having her run the gauntlet of paddle-wielding Justice Leaguers has an enormous appeal for me. In fact, it's not just us spankos who think Wonder Woman should be spanked. Here's an excerpt I took from a vanilla bulletin board, the topic being "How should WW be punished for killing Max Lord?" and the interesting thing was that there was general agreement among all these non-spankos that the only possible punishment would be spanking! This line of discussion then led to this post:
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Re: who shoud spank wonder woman?
Posted: Apr 17, 2006 6:22 AM

Superman: You killed Max Lord, Diana. You must be punished for violating one of our most sacred rules.

Wonder Woman: I've been a naughty super heroine. I guess I deserve a spanking.

TRUMPLETRUMPLETRUMPLE!!!

Every Leaguer stands in line. Black Canary hands out the special paddles. Hawkman refuses one and prefers to use his metal glove the fabled Claw Of Horus. Green Lantern, all FOUR of them, are busy forming giant hands with their power rings. Green Arrow FINALLY gets to test the Switch-Arrow that he never got to use on Dinah [that is, Black Canary - web-ed]. before

Batman: So THAT'S why you did it. Diana, you nut.

Wonder Woman: [ Giggle ]

Suprman: Dang it. I would have to be a married man.

Batman: Justice must be served, Boy Scout.

Wonder Woman: ( Bending over and shaking the goods .) So start servin'.
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Some obvious commission material here - this is great stuff - although it would be expensive to have so many characters drawn.

[jimc]

Yes that would be an exciting meeting in the halls of justice to be sure. Maybe we should have a valentines spanking party where the non-super boyfriends get to spank their super-girlfriends(steve trevor/wonder woman; dick malvern spanking supergirl( now there was an intresting relationship Dick dating Linda and Supergirl dating all the other super heroes (brainiac 5, jerro etc) or where the super hero men spank their non-super girlfriends (superman/lois lane;green lantern spanking carol ferris; flash spanking iris west; atom spanking jean loring etc) .
Jim

[Tanner]

I have seen a story where Superman gave Wonder Woman a bare bottom spanking, complete with a picture. The funny thing was it included Batman watching and holding his hands over Robin's eyes, presumably so he wouldnt see what he shouldnt.
I would love to have seen Steve Trevor give her a spanking as Diana Prince. On one ep she was in a rather highcut in the back one-piece black bathing suit. Loved to have seen him turn that slice of exposed cheek fiery crimson.

[web-ed]

I have seen a story where Superman gave Wonder Woman a bare bottom spanking, complete with a picture. The funny thing was it included Batman watching and holding his hands over Robin's eyes, presumably so he wouldnt see what he shouldnt.

I'm not sure where that Supes/Wonder Woman story came from, but I remember the picture well - it was by Endart, with Supes taking WW OTK and pulling her panties down while holding a lexan-like paddle with a big star on it in his other hand! I've got it in my collection but never posted it because I thought I might have originally been from Endart's members-only galleries (not where I got it). There is a rumor that Endart is closing down, but I haven't been able to confirm.

The bit with Batman covering Robin's eyes was cute, but how will the boy be able to follow in Batman's footsteps if he doesn't learn how to spank? Actually, I just posted Weird Spankings #8 today in which Batman and Robin are administering simultaneous spankings - and this came from an actual comic book! And I have found another weird spanking with Robin using two electrified paddles - and this looks genuine as well! Wild!

[John Feer]

Here is a concept I can't get out of my head, Wonder Woman tearful, penitent, star spangled panties down exposing her freshly spanked backside, she peers over her shoulder at Steve Trevor reclining in his chair chatting happily on the phone with the Minister, setting the date for the wedding.
Oh and on his desk a big hairbrush.

I do love my role Silver Age reversal scenarios...

JF

[Tanner]

Or how about this? Steve Trevor spanks Diana Prince. She came across as rather prim and uptight. Love to imagine her going over his knee.
Recall one TV episode where she was at the beach and wearing a quite highcut in the back black one-piece bathing suit.Would have loved to see her get spanked in that and see the reddened skin of her lower cheeks peeking out.

[web-ed]

More good ideas. John, I modified your earlier Trevor/Wonder Woman idea in the CSR Commission List to include this.
Tanner, I added your idea of having her spanked in the guise of Diana Prince. My only "concern" is that I prefer bare bottoms, and if Trevor spanks her that way, would it be clear to the viewer that Diana is WW? Maybe he could raise the prim skirt of her Air Force uniform, then lower those famous star-spangled panties to her knees and get to work! The viewer would see the glasses, perhaps, and the panties and make the connection.

Now, is he spanking her as Diana Prince for having deceived him so long, or for some office-related screw-up (reminds me of all those secretary spanking cartoons I've been running lately)? If the latter, he could spank her all the harder once the sight of those panties gives away her long deception - what a delightful way for a superheroine's secret identity to be exposed! (Among other things). "Lt. Prince (can't remember if this is her correct rank), you sent Squadron 69 to the wrong base. Come into my office at once, and bring your hairbrush with you!"

[web-ed]

Yes, WW is still spankin' away - sort of. Wonder Woman #41 (April 2010) has several off-camera spankings, which at first glance seems remarkable in this day and age. A closer look reveals this is nothing to get either angry or enthusiastic about (depending on your point of view), so instead of creating a new web page in the Comics Gallery, I'm just going to present the relevant panels and a mini-review of the issue here.

Cover of Wonder Woman #41

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Now I admit I came into this story in the middle - I've been away from comics for a long time, and haven't read DC for at least 15 years - but here's what seems to be happening. The Sons of Ares (they seem to be actual blood sons and not just some cult), possessing mind-control powers, are trying to foment violence and war among the public (what they hope to gain isn't clear from reading just this issue). Wonder Woman has a big fight with Power Girl, who seems to be under their control, but brings her to her senses and sends her to calm the public while she (WW) deals with the boys. Protected against their powers by having PG bind her with her own magic lasso, WW confronts the boys and declares her intention to "mete out a punishment you will remember".

Wonder Woman seizes a son of Ares

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The boys respond:

You can't do this!

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Meanwhile, Power Girl, having fortified herself by gulping down eight hot dogs(!), has managed to calm the maddened crowd with an incredibly banal speech ("Be part of something bigger" - is PG spouting tripe like that because she's planning to run for public office?). Gorilla Grodd lends a hand (is he a good guy now?), knocking one of the bad boys into a wall - who tipped him off I can't say. In the last scene, PG and WW get together for some mutual ego-stroking, and PG asks, "What was this punishment you threatened them with?" Peculiar phrasing, since PG should already know that WW did more than threaten, and earlier herself said that she supports corporal punishment "huge", but anyway WW responds:

I gave them all a good hard spanking!

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As I said above, there's no reason to be upset by the spanking, since these boys were trying to indirectly cause the deaths of many people, and WW also tells us she's sending them to Amazon Reform School (you want to bet on whether corporal punishment is used at this institution?). But there's also no reason to start singing "Happy Days Are Here Again" on the theory that we're going to be treated to the kind of bondage and spanking scenes that made Wonder Woman so notorious way back when - the whole spanking episode is timid and unconvincing, the product of wanting to have your artistic cake and eat it too.
[To be continued in part 2]

[web-ed]

Now, everyone at DC must be perfectly well aware of Wonder Woman's history, and they must have seen at least a few of the many bondage and spanking panels in her comics during Charles Moulton's tenure on the strip, so it would be understandable if they injected into a new story the barest possible hint that Diana is into this stuff. But they didn't do that - they try to titillate the readers by making it clear that a spanking took place, but they haven't the guts to actually show it. They are counting on readers who like spanking to buy this issue (worked in my case), but they haven't the courage to show any character feeling the same way. Thus, WW in describing the spanking to PG declares, "They didn't much care for it" - a classic case of protesting too much. The writer, Gail Simone, is going out of her way to make sure we realize that WW isn't into spanking, nor are her spankees, while all the time counting on spankos who expect the reverse to buy the book! Like so much else in this book, the spanking is gratuitous. Let us enumerate some of the other superfluous events and depictions:

• 1. WW and PG slug it out for several pages. Oooh - catfight!
  2. PG wolfs down eight hot dogs - yucchh! This scene made me feel like a 15-year-old kid who reads his first Playboy Playmate Data Sheet - all my innocent illusions about girls are shattered forever!
  3. WW remembers (in flashback), some words of wisdom from (wait for it) - Black Canary!
  4. PG sticks her boobs out at every opportunity (see, e.g., the next to last panel posted in Part 1)

You know, there was a time back in the mid-80's when DC was riding high - they had Dark Knight and Watchmen while the best Marvel (then under Jim Shooter) could come up with was Secret Wars and Kickers, Inc. But rooting for DC is like rooting for the Chicago Cubs - you just know they're going to come up with some way to blow it before the end of the season. Before long, DC caved to outside pressure and quickly trotted out some internal guidelines (much like the old Comics Code Authority) to govern their content, and to make it worse, pretended they weren't caving at all. This cost them the services of their best writer at the time, Alan Moore (who may have been oversensitive to censorship claims, since as far as I know they never refused to publish what he wrote for them). The next thing you know, they were putting out Crisis on Infinite Earths, which turned me off with its gratuitous deaths of established characters and its attempt to bring the benefits of Soviet-style central planning to the "DC Universe", then they killed off the Jason Todd Robin just for laughs (I refused to buy it), and by the time they were goosing their remaining hard-core fans with "The Death of Superman" I observed the proceedings from a discreet distance.

Stunts like those are a candid confession of artistic bankruptcy. Speaking of which, why is it that 25 years after Watchmen, DC (and Marvel, too) are still using the same old characters from 50 - 70 years ago? Either comics creators today have no new ideas, or else they're too smart to create new characters only to have some corporation insist on taking all the rights. (More on this subject when I discuss the issue of copyrights in the Feedback Forum). By the way, this issue's title, "A Murder of Crows", had been previously used in a movie, a record album, and an earlier DC comic-book story written by none other than the aforementioned Alan Moore! In fact, a few bare traces of Moore's technique can be found here, mainly the multiple first-person narrative viewpoints, but without his imagination, inventiveness, or diction.

When I picked up WW #41, do you know what else I found on the racks? The original Doom Patrol! The one that was killed off in their own book back in 1968 when I was a kid! DC is so bereft of original ideas, they've exhumed characters who died 42 years ago! Is it too much to ask that they come up with something new?

Well, there you have it - the story of how DC lost me, with an incidental review of a new WW spanking issue - just in case you were interested. Be glad I didn't tell you why I gave up on alternative comics, too.

[Tanner]

Also sounds like DC still has a taboo against an adult woman getting spanked, or any mention of it. Offstage spankings of naughty young boys are as far as they are willing to go.
Speaking of Wonder Woman, Chross has a thread on his forum about WW's new costume and how so many hate it, as it covers up her gorgeous body.