Lady: "Lord 'A Mercy, it's H. Ross Perot!"

Spankee: "Help me momma! He broke in here saying something about all our spankings being exported to Mexico!"

Ross: "At least this hairbrush was made in the good ol' USA. And if you don't stop waving your arms around like a Bolivian soccer referee, madam, you will be next!"

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