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......so ladies, be very careful what you write to Santa. it could come back to haunt you 
. i hope you enjoy it. phil . Since Santa has been around for so long you might be tempted to think that he only uses old, out of date methods to find out what he needs to know but this is FAR from the truth. Because he has so many people to keep track of these days, Santa is well versed in the latest, state of the art, electronic, information gathering techniques 
. Yes, ladies, all these years you have been leaving cookies for Santa and now he's leaving cookies for you............in your computer 
. He can now see at a glance just what naughty web sites you've been visiting and e-mail a list to your husband who can then take the appropriate action . to paraphrase an old saying, "be careful what you surf for, ladies........you might GET IT" . i hope you enjoy it, phil . in this particular case, Big Red Hiney thinks this is probably one of the oldest and most used methods of gathering information 
. as many of you already know, the Hiney sisters work for Santa full time at his toy shop at the north pole. it seems that Big Red Hiney was building some toys and her attention wandered so that the toys were incorrectly assembled. that's no problem since they can easily be fixed. however, Red was late for a date so she decided to just hide the defective toys rather than fixing them. unfortunately for Red, some other employees saw her and reported it to Santa . Santa praised these employees and for their vigilance but Red had different words to describe them . Kind of makes you wonder who told on her, doesn't it . Merry Christmas . phil
. phil