O.K., we're back online here on the ol' CSR Bulletin Board! I'm not sure what the problem was - some SQL value was supposedly too high - but it's all right now. The one problem with boards like this is that because the PHP code executes on the host's server (instead of in the client computer, as for example with JavaScript), we're dependent on a lot of the Host's facilities which frankly are not going to be given a very high priority. (If you have a VISA transaction coming through with $money, money, money, from some commercial site, and a PHP instruction coming through from the CSR Board which is going to
cost you money because the execution time and resources come out of the host's wallet, not CSR's - at least not directly - which of the two would you give a higher priority?) Well, that's how our host feels, no doubt - they supply the resources to operate PHP scripted pages like this board (and our two data bases of spanking from comics and Humorama cartoons) because clients like me demand it, but they'd obviously rather see a lot of commercial transactions which their merchant-clients can't have held up too long.
By the way, you might wonder "How do I know if a given webpage is PHP or not?" The answer is simple: look at the URL in your location bar. The location of this page, for example, is
viewtopic.php?f=5&t=175&p=8106#p8106. When you see that "php?" in the address, you know the page will require that PHP execute on the host's server before it will be completely in a form (HTML) that can be returned to and interpreted by your browser. That is why the pages on the main site were not affected - not using any data bases (except for the comic-book and Humorama data base pages), they don't use PHP scripting because they don't need to.
O.K., enough technical discussion for one day - on to the spanking updates!
For links to this week's updates please go to the
Home Page by clicking on "Chicago Spanking Review" at the top of this or any other Forum page.
Nine years ago we brought readers a spanking poster featuring the Futurama characters
Fry and
Leela, and we added an animated version since that time. More recently a new version turned up, so let's revisit
Futurama Spankarama.
Next Week: we'll revisit one of the two known spankings of comic-book teen-ager
Hedy Wolfe by her father as I reveal more information and of course some nice new scans to look at!
