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More new fiction from D. M. Sherwood: Retired Spanker Boasts, in which a now-retired spanker regales us with tales of his past spanking adventures in a futuristic sci-fi setting. We lost count of how many bottoms he warmed, but the word "asses" appears fully eleven times!

This is quite an unusual idea: a now-retired professional(!) spanker recalls some of the memorable spankings he's given over the years, and because this is set in a futuristic world in which people can travel around the galaxy, he must have really put some mileage on the ol' spaceship to get to all those naughty girl bottoms. I hope everyone likes this one.

Extra Bonus Feature: We finally reveal the secret of "Who Was the ACES Artist?" in Part 2 of this incredible exposé!

O.K., this is the biggie! How much research went into this one, how many images had to be prepared/altered, how much time was spent poring through old comics, I can't say, but the actual writing and coding began at the beginning of March and continued until last night, so this is definitely a tour de force. Unfortunately, it's also rather long and I now wish I had presented it over four weeks instead of three, but anyway, it's done now. You may need to take a break after reading it and staring at all those images for a while.

I hope everyone enjoys seeing this mystery solved or is at least impressed by the massive effort it involved. Comments can be posted here, but I may later move them over to the ACES topic for the benefit of future CSR readers who aren't with us yet.

HI WEB-ED CSR! like Paddling Penelope Pitstop only wish Doctor Cylon had redden her bottom cheeks a little more Aces artist are the best on drawing facial feature on both spanker and spankee the men in those drawings are stern and look like they could give a good hard spanking Excellent!! another good story from D.M lots of beautiful female rump turn over the knee! Great! never thought about Meghan Markle needing a good spanking maybe because Kate Middleton was on my list of ladies who should be turn over a knee Thanks Be Safe!!

Hi, Web-ed. Wow! We got a lot this week!

web-ed wrote: ↑Thu Apr 27, 2023 8:57 pm Doctor Cylon continues his series on Penelope Pitstop with Paddling Penelope #6.

This was a nice drawing by Jeff Van Schkijaar. Penelope has a very pretty face, and... more in our area of interest, a prominent, well-rounded posterior! The Doc did a subtle job of adding a little redness. She looks as is she got a mild-to-moderate hand spanking. Lovely!

web-ed wrote: ↑Thu Apr 27, 2023 8:57 pm Resident Artist Hugob00m continues his story featuring Katie's daughter Kaylin, Princess Callipygia. In this episode, the Princess (Kaylin) is ordered to marry the prince of a neighboring kingdom. It's a political union and the Princess protests, forgetting that "No" is not a word you use to your daddy the King. Besides, the young prince has some spanking notions of his own!

I hope Katie's fans have enjoyed seeing her grown daughter getting spanked for the sake of her acting career. There'll be one more episode of Kaylyn shooting a scene for The Spanking Adventures of Princess Callipygia the Magnificent, and then Katie will once more be the focus.

web-ed wrote: ↑Thu Apr 27, 2023 9:18 pm More new fiction from D. M. Sherwood: Retired Spanker Boasts, in which a now-retired spanker regales us with tales of his past spanking adventures in a futuristic sci-fi setting. We lost count of how many bottoms he warmed, but the word "asses" appears fully eleven times!

This is quite an unusual idea: a now-retired professional(!) spanker recalls some of the memorable spankings he's given over the years, and because this is set in a futuristic world in which people can travel around the galaxy, he must have really put some mileage on the ol' spaceship to get to all those naughty girl bottoms. I hope everyone likes this one.

That was a fun story. I love sci-fi, and what could be better than a sci-fi story with SPANKINGS!

web-ed wrote: ↑Thu Apr 27, 2023 9:18 pm xtra Bonus Feature: We finally reveal the secret of "Who Was the ACES Artist?" in Part 2 of this incredible exposé!

O.K., this is the biggie! How much research went into this one, how many images had to be prepared/altered, how much time was spent poring through old comics, I can't say, but the actual writing and coding began at the beginning of March and continued until last night, so this is definitely a tour de force. Unfortunately, it's also rather long and I now wish I had presented it over four weeks instead of three, but anyway, it's done now. You may need to take a break after reading it and staring at all those images for a while.

I hope everyone enjoys seeing this mystery solved or is at least impressed by the massive effort it involved. Comments can be posted here, but I may later move them over to the ACES topic for the benefit of future CSR readers who aren't with us yet.

I'll have more to say about this one on your ACES topic... but for now, I'll tell you I enjoyed reading it. It was fun and informative.

Great research on the ACES artist.I had someone else pegged as I thought it was a different artist altogether. My choice was Milton Caniff as several of the charters seemed to be more Steve Canyon and Terry And The Pirates than Marvel,but you did show compelling evidence. I did enjoy the art though whoever the artist was.great pictures that you used.I really have enjoyed your Doc Cylon postings.I would love more if you found some more otk ones as all the characters would be better otk ( I know, I know personal preference) thanks for all you share and enjoy your day.
Jim

Doctor Cylon continues his series on Penelope Pitstop with Paddling Penelope #7.

Resident Artist Hugob00m concludes his story featuring Katie's daughter Kaylin, Princess Callipygia. (No link here but you can find one on the Home Page or go directly to B00m's Gallery from here using the "Jump To" button below.

After eight long years, it's time for some more Humorama pastiches from Tim. We begin with #12, WHAX! (a/k/a the wife).

O.K., I had put a lot of other things in this post, but they're all lost now and I'm too tired to try to re-create them. (You all know the way to prevent that from happening when you time out on the board's sign-in is to Select All of your text (with Ctrl-A), then Copy to clipboard. If the board logs you out, you just sign in again and your whole post is still in the clipboard waiting to be copied back into the new text box. Of course I know that backwards and forwards, but that just shows you how tired I am right now.)

Hi, Web-ed.

web-ed wrote: ↑Thu May 04, 2023 6:40 pm Doctor Cylon continues his series on Penelope Pitstop with Paddling Penelope #7.

So, she shows up at the track with her race car and her parasol... but... NO PANTS!?! No wonder she got spanked!

web-ed wrote: ↑Thu May 04, 2023 6:40 pm Resident Artist Hugob00m concludes his story featuring Katie's daughter Kaylin, Princess Callipygia.

Thanks for the plug. I hope Kaylyn's fans enjoyed seeing her playing a princess role in a "farytale" movie. i have more in mind for her later, but next time, my spotlight will be on Katie again.

web-ed wrote: ↑Thu May 04, 2023 6:40 pm After eight long years, it's time for some more Humorama pastiches from Tim. We begin with #12, WHAX! (a/k/a the wife).

Ha ha! I like how he drew a Kirk Styles-type of cartoon, and came up with a punchline that I think the original Humprama artists missed out on.

web-ed wrote: ↑Thu May 04, 2023 6:40 pm O.K., I had put a lot of other things in this post, but they're all lost now and I'm too tired to try to re-create them. (You all know the way to prevent that from happening when you time out on the board's sign-in is to Select All of your text (with Ctrl-A), then Copy to clipboard. If the board logs you out, you just sign in again and your whole post is still in the clipboard waiting to be copied back into the new text box. Of course I know that backwards and forwards, but that just shows you how tired I am right now.)

Yeah. I've had that happen to me before. @#$% frustrating

HI WEB-ED CSR!!! another weekend is upon us as we slowly drifting toward Super Spanking Summer like The Penelope Pitstop drawing and the way her pert bottom is red Thanks to Doctor Cylon paddle also love that the crowd of fans is watching it also she might be using that umbrella to protect her head from sun burn but it`s doing nothing to protect her burning tail. Great drawing!! been awhile since I saw a Tim drawing and this one is fantastic like how the wife is humbling herself by bending over for the paddle she might not like it but she knows she done wrong and is accepting her punishment Tim is A Great spanking artist and I hope we get to see more of his drawings THANKS BE SAFE!!!

butch46163@yahoo.com wrote: ↑Fri May 05, 2023 4:56 pm HI WEB-ED CSR!!! another weekend is upon us as we slowly drifting toward Super Spanking Summer like The Penelope Pitstop drawing and the way her pert bottom is red Thanks to Doctor Cylon paddle also love that the crowd of fans is watching it also she might be using that umbrella to protect her head from sun burn but it`s doing nothing to protect her burning tail. Great drawing!! been awhile since I saw a Tim drawing and this one is fantastic like how the wife is humbling herself by bending over for the paddle she might not like it but she knows she done wrong and is accepting her punishment Tim is A Great spanking artist and I hope we get to see more of his drawings THANKS BE SAFE!!!

Glad you liked the updates, Butch! Doctor Cylon has a little more of Penelope Pitstop for us, plus I've choosen to update one of his "Ariel" pages as we wind up the PP series for reasons that will be apparent in a week or two.

We actually have a little more from Tim than I realized; he sent me Pastiches up through #16 and a couple of other items I don't think we can get to until the fall. I'll have to decide if I want to save #16 for fall or overlap it with the beginning of Super-Spanking Summer, which as you point out is now only three weeks away!

Did I mention I found a one-swatter applied to The Blonde Phantom's behind in a Golden Age comic recently? Well, I did, and we'll be seeing it soon! (Remember, we saw the middle-aged Phantom getting paddled by The Spanker in a She-Hulk comic a while back.)

Doctor Cylon continues his series on Penelope Pitstop with Paddling Penelope #8.

We continue another series with Humorama Pastiche #13 - Soothsayer.

Resident Artist Hugob00m presents a new story featuring O. T. Katie, Katie's Laundry Day . (No link here but you can find one on the Home Page or jump directly to B00m's Gallery from here using the "Jump To" button below).

Let's see, what was lost last time? Oh yes - about CSR's Anniversary. As everyone knows, it was our 19th as a site, plus Doctor Cylon reached the 300 mark! What I didn't announce in April because there just wasn't time was that we reached another milestone, 1000 entries in the Comic Spanking Data Base You know, when I started the thing back in 2010, I thought we might eventually reach 200 spankings, but 1000 spankings? And I've got some more in the files waiting to go in there, including Blonde Phantom and some much worse stuff I don't even remember right now.

Also, I think we're positioned to achieve another important milestone during next year's 20th Anniversary. CSR stands at 1890 pages right now (actually a little higher since I did the count a few weeks ago), which means we should be able to reach 2000 pages next April. (Assuming two updates per week that are new pages rather than updates of old pages). Of course I wish I could get back to three or four updates per week, but that just can't happen, at least not on a regular basis. I'm pretty exhausted after the ACES Special but will try to keep up two updates per week and maybe even open the mailbox again.

Who knows what new fiction D. M. Sherwood may have sent me by now?

Hi, Web-ed.

web-ed wrote: ↑Thu May 11, 2023 8:48 pm Doctor Cylon continues his series on Penelope Pitstop with Paddling Penelope #8.

Hmmm... Her face doesn't exactly look like P.P. but she sure has a bright red bottom!

web-ed wrote: ↑Thu May 11, 2023 8:48 pm We continue another series with Humorama Pastiche #13 - Soothsayer.

Again, he's come up with a gag that I've never seen before, and showed us how it would've looked as a Humorama cartoon.

web-ed wrote: ↑Thu May 11, 2023 8:48 pm Resident Artist Hugob00m presents a new story featuring O. T. Katie, Katie's Laundry Day .

Thanks for the plug. I hope Katie's fans will like this one. (This week's episode is the begining of a story that involves Katie's panties... or lack thereof.)

web-ed wrote: ↑Thu May 11, 2023 8:48 pm Let's see, what was lost last time? Oh yes - about CSR's Anniversary. As everyone knows, it was our 19th as a site, plus Doctor Cylon reached the 300 mark! What I didn't announce in April because there just wasn't time was that we reached another milestone, 1000 entries in the Comic Spanking Data Base You know, when I started the thing back in 2010, I thought we might eventually reach 200 spankings, but 1000 spankings? And I've got some more in the files waiting to go in there, including Blonde Phantom and some much worse stuff I don't even remember right now.

Also, I think we're positioned to achieve another important milestone during next year's 20th Anniversary. CSR stands at 1890 pages right now (actually a little higher since I did the count a few weeks ago), which means we should be able to reach 2000 pages next April. (Assuming two updates per week that are new pages rather than updates of old pages). Of course I wish I could get back to three or four updates per week, but that just can't happen, at least not on a regular basis. I'm pretty exhausted after the ACES Special but will try to keep up two updates per week and maybe even open the mailbox again.

Wow! You've been busy. Thanks for all your had work.

HI WEB-ED CSR!! like how Penelope Pitstop is trying to cool off her burning red bottom by hiking up her short skirt Great job Doctor Cylon didn`t know this was a Humorama drawing Great gag with the Fortuneteller displaying her Horse shoe panties not trying to sound dumb but was the Customer angry about her prediction and came to give her a spanking really would like a short story about that!! Great drawing!!!!! Thanks and Stay Safe!!

butch46163@yahoo.com wrote: ↑Fri May 12, 2023 6:21 pm HI WEB-ED CSR!! like how Penelope Pitstop is trying to cool off her burning red bottom by hiking up her short skirt Great job Doctor Cylon didn`t know this was a Humorama drawing Great gag with the Fortuneteller displaying her Horse shoe panties not trying to sound dumb but was the Customer angry about her prediction and came to give her a spanking really would like a short story about that!! Great drawing!!!!! Thanks and Stay Safe!!

I don't think you sound dumb, Butch. To make sure we "get" the gag, we need to bear some things in mind. Remember, Tim in these pastiches is trying to imitate the spirit of the classic Humorama cartoons, and to a lesser extent their style. The Fortune-teller here seems willing and eager to receive a spanking just as the Humorama spankees sometimes were in a few of the cartoons by Frank Beaven, Homer Provence, and even Kirk Stiles. Thus, I doubt the customer was angry; he was merely a spanko and when she, as an honest-to-goodness soothsayer, realized this, she responded positively since she truly wanted someone to spank her.

Doctor Cylon continues his series on Penelope Pitstop with Paddling Penelope #9.

You know, it wasn't until I had finished coding the page that I realized Penelope's bottom wasn't bare, so there was no way for the Good Doctor to work his magic! Something about it must have appealed to him anyway, and he's always been crazy about Penelope! Why he put The Hulk in there I can't say for sure, but I offer a possible explanation on the page.

Resident Artist Hugob00m presents a new story featuring O. T. Katie, Commando Katie!. No link here but you can find one on the Home Page or jump to B00m's Gallery directly from here. Can Katie go about her day's routine without anyone realizing that she's not wearing panties? Check out this story and see!

We continue another series with Humorama Pastiche #14 - Girlfriend. Some more good humor here with a young man getting off to a good start in life by spanking his girlfriend - despite her father's disapproval, which is for a different reason than you might think!

Next Week: Doctor Cylon concludes his Penelope Pitstop series, and we continue Tim's Humorama Pastiches with Humorama Pastiche #15 - Party Girl.

The good Doctor may not have given us any red bottoms this week, but he'll make up for it next time - and how! We're actually going to revisit an existing page with Ariel getting spanked to add a lot of new versions, including Ariel being recast as Penelope - wild!

And in two weeks, Super-Spanking Summer begins - 'nuff said!

Hi, Web-ed.

web-ed wrote: ↑Thu May 18, 2023 9:49 pm by web-ed » Thu May 18, 2023 9:49 pm

Doctor Cylon continues his series on Penelope Pitstop with Paddling Penelope #9.

You know, it wasn't until I had finished coding the page that I realized Penelope's bottom wasn't bare, so there was no way for the Good Doctor to work his magic! Something about it must have appealed to him anyway, and he's always been crazy about Penelope! Why he put The Hulk in there I can't say for sure, but I offer a possible explanation on the page

No baring, or reddening of her backside... but I suppose the boys were all gathered around to spank her... weren't they? I never watched Penelope Pitstop's show. Did she ever do anything naughty that would merit any spankings?

web-ed wrote: ↑Thu May 18, 2023 9:49 pm Resident Artist Hugob00m presents a new story featuring O. T. Katie, Commando Katie!.

Now, this girl has earned a spanking! She put all the panties she owned into the washing machine... and then remembered she had an appointment at her bookstore! She thought she might get by without any underwear. Hmmmm. not likely.

web-ed wrote: ↑Thu May 18, 2023 9:49 pm We continue another series with Humorama Pastiche #14 - Girlfriend. Some more good humor here with a young man getting off to a good start in life by spanking his girlfriend - despite her father's disapproval, which is for a different reason than you might think!

Another cartoon with a clever caption that sems as though it should've come ftom Humorama, but it didn't. Good job, Tim!

HI WEB-ED CSR!!! seeing Hulk there to protect Penelope Pitstop from a spanking by The Hooded Claw is so bad the he even stop Doctor Cylon from taking down her pants Nice drawing The Dad in the Humorama drawing is so wrong ! plenty of young men spanked their girlfriends before marrying them good OTk position with the spankee`s panty clad bottom up high giving her father and the spanker a nice view of the target Fantastic

• Doctor Cylon continues his series on Penelope Pitstop with a look back at Doctor Cylon #79: two more variations on Paddling Penelope #2! I don't know why I wrote "concludes" on the Home Page, because we do have one last Penelope update next week. I probably got confused because our other departments are kicking off Super-Spanking Summer, although that's not much of an excuse since I'm the guy responsible for all of them!
• We continue another series with Humorama Pastiche #15 - Party Girl. (You can guess what kind of a party it is! ) I do have one more of these from Tim, but it will have to wait until after Homecoming Week in September.
• Resident Artist Hugob00m continues his new O. T. Katie story, Commando Katie Gets Another Spanking! No link here but you can find one on the Home Page or jump directly to B00m's Gallery from here.

Next Week: Doctor Cylon concludes his Penelope Pitstop series, and we kick off Super-Spanking Summer with the first in a Marvel Mini-Series, Blonde Phantom Gets the Paddle! Plus O. T. Katie gets yet another spanking! Grab your suntan lotion and join us as the first superheroine of summer gets a tanning - where no one will see it!

HI WEB-ED CSR! Happy to see Doctor Cylon didn`t forget to take down the tight red pants of beautiful Penelope Pitstop before paddling and spanking her plump round bottom do Miss .Pitstop kind of look like Sue Storm of The Fantastic 4 in these drawings Exciting!!!! Are Spanking Parties really on the decline remember back in the late 90` getting a invite to Shadow Lane spanking party being I brought plenty of their videos and magazines! didn`t go but did get a video of the party anyway this is a great drawing of a young woman having her bottom cane !also like the facial expression on the faces of the women who are next for all of us Mclintock fans Greatest spanking scene in movie history due to the super exciting build up before the spanking! there a short preview of that movie hostess by Mrs. Maureen O` Hara on Youtube !it runs under 5 minutes and there is a really great unedited version of her spanking by John Wayne that is worth the watch it`s in Black and white! Listen I watched it plenty of time and believe me this version should have been in the movie!! don`t get me wrong the film version was great but this one is Super exciting ! because there no loud music or that Gong sound !! also there not much dialog only Mrs. O`Hara screaming to get even with one of the guys as the Duke soundly paddle her rear over his knee! being there no loud music you can hear the smacking sounds as the coal shovel is hitting her bottom! if you haven't seen this it a must watch Have a safe Memorial Day !!!

Hi, Web-ed.

web-ed wrote: ↑Thu May 25, 2023 10:11 pm Doctor Cylon continues his series on Penelope Pitstop with a look back at Doctor Cylon #79: two more variations on Paddling Penelope #2!

Lovely drawing! Even though he seems to have recycled and re-labled a Sally Forth picture. She looks fetching in her red leggings, and even better when they're pulled down to reveal her red buttcheeks!

web-ed wrote: ↑Thu May 25, 2023 10:11 pm We continue another series with Humorama Pastiche #15 - Party Girl. (You can guess what kind of a party it is! ) I

What a fun party! Especially for the guy in the professor's robe!

web-ed wrote: ↑Thu May 25, 2023 10:11 pm Resident Artist Hugob00m continues his new O. T. Katie story, Commando Katie Gets Another Spanking!

Thanks for the plug. I hope Katie's fans will like this one.

butch46163@yahoo.com wrote: ↑Fri May 26, 2023 6:18 pm for all of us Mclintock fans Greatest spanking scene in movie history due to the super exciting build up before the spanking! there a short preview of that movie hostess by Mrs. Maureen O` Hara on Youtube !it runs under 5 minutes and there is a really great unedited version of her spanking by John Wayne that is worth the watch it`s in Black and white! Listen I watched it plenty of time and believe me this version should have been in the movie!! don`t get me wrong the film version was great but this one is Super exciting ! because there no loud music or that Gong sound !! also there not much dialog only Mrs. O`Hara screaming to get even with one of the guys as the Duke soundly paddle her rear over his knee! being there no loud music you can hear the smacking sounds as the coal shovel is hitting her bottom! if you haven't seen this it a must watch

For anyone who hasn't seen the preview Butch is talking about, I have a link:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZ7alinE1HQ

Apparently this prevew was put together shortly before the release of McLintock! and shown on television. The same raw footage that was shot for the movie was used, but edited slightly differently. Fans of Maureen O'Hara who loved seeing her get spanked should see this preview.

butch46163@yahoo.com wrote: ↑Fri May 26, 2023 6:18 pm HI WEB-ED CSR! Happy to see Doctor Cylon didn`t forget to take down the tight red pants of beautiful Penelope Pitstop before paddling and spanking her plump round bottom do Miss .Pitstop kind of look like Sue Storm of The Fantastic 4 in these drawings Exciting!!!! Are Spanking Parties really on the decline remember back in the late 90` getting a invite to Shadow Lane spanking party being I brought plenty of their videos and magazines! didn`t go but did get a video of the party anyway this is a great drawing of a young woman having her bottom cane !also like the facial expression on the faces of the women who are next for all of us Mclintock fans Greatest spanking scene in movie history due to the super exciting build up before the spanking! there a short preview of that movie hostess by Mrs. Maureen O` Hara on Youtube !it runs under 5 minutes and there is a really great unedited version of her spanking by John Wayne that is worth the watch it`s in Black and white! Listen I watched it plenty of time and believe me this version should have been in the movie!! don`t get me wrong the film version was great but this one is Super exciting ! because there no loud music or that Gong sound !! also there not much dialog only Mrs. O`Hara screaming to get even with one of the guys as the Duke soundly paddle her rear over his knee! being there no loud music you can hear the smacking sounds as the coal shovel is hitting her bottom! if you haven't seen this it a must watch Have a safe Memorial Day !!!

Glad you like the Penelope Pitstop Series, Butch - as you see, Doctor Cylon feels the same way you do about Miss Pitstop!

I followed B00m's link to the Maureen O'Hara clip (more about that in the next post), and you're right - it's superb! I especially liked the the sound of the prop shovel (one hopes it was made of something more forgiving than metal) as it impacted Mrs. McLintock's rear! Those sound like very genuine swats to me, and I believe it's well established that is the case. (John Wayne also laid it on pretty well in Donovan's Reef, actually driving the dust from the seat of Elizabeth Allen's skirt )

As to the general decline of spanking parties, I think Butch is referring to a post I wrote last February over on the Miscellaneous Spanking Forum titled How Does the Future of Spanking Parties Look in 2023? and the thread of which it is a part.

As far as I know, there is no reason to alter my assessment of three months ago now, although I admit I've been far too busy to make any inquiries about this year's parties, if any. The ACES Artist feature alone used up all the time I really should spend on Spanko Stuff for this year, and I simply can't squeeze any party research in. But sadly, unless we get someone involved with a lot of money to throw around, I don't see the party situation improving any time soon.

P.S. After writing this, I finally realized that Butch was more likely referring to Tim's latest Humorama Pastiche, #15 - Party Girl, which was part of the 05/26 updates. Since we're on that subject, I'll simply mention that I have one more Pastiche to go, plus a few other pieces by Tim, and we'll be seeing them next fall, assuming I can remember to post them then.